Friday, September 09, 2005

Status Change

Wow dude! Check out the new status! I'm now an adorable little rodent in the ecosystem! It took a natural disaster, and being missing for a couple weeks to pull it off, but I'm movin' on up! Now that I am an adorable little rodent, I promise to repay my readers by hiding behind stuff in their homes, and only coming out when the lights are off. I promise to try to eat any food they throw on floor, but I resolve never to defecate in their food. An outbreak of the bubonic plague could absolutely ruin my site traffic!